Athletic progress goes "THWAP"
In which I encourage you to get some really stupid exercise equipment.
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Words Aren't Enough
They never have been.
How to Prepare for a Winter Storm
Please do not actually take my advice. ALSO: noodles, spicy drinks, spy novels, classicky rock, pets.
Good news, everyone: it's Family Game Night!
[ominously] Choose and perish.
Things to Call the Person Standing in Front of You Whose Name You Have Forgotten
The vibes remain bad but the Friday Newsletter persists