Here Are Some Animals I Think It Would Be Cool To Be, Situationally Speaking
Food, drink, music, books, pets and more? It's Friday at the ACBN!
Here Are the Only Pranks That Are Acceptable In These Post-Satire Times
You can't just go filling cars with stuff anymore. We live in a society.
"And we're underway..."
Baseball season is here, and I'm celebrating with BBQ, porch drinks, a good book and more. It's Friday!
You Think You're Better Than Me?
An open letter from a Bradford Pear tree
What's in an (online) name?
Spring is here, but more importantly: it's Friday. Let the ACBN guide you in.
You simply cannot make international sports suck
Many have tried! PLUS: the reddest cocktail on record, emo?, geography lessons and HOT DOGS. It's Friday!
The Most Manic Things I Did When COVID Hit
The Computer is Not Your Friend
A brief rant, and then a spring-forward breakfast with music, book and drink accompaniments. It's Friday!
When in doubt, bake a cake
In which my stalling tactics turn into baked goods
The Most Unsettling Sounds to Hear at 2:17am
It starts with murderers, and gets worse from there. PLUS: Pasta, a smoky cocktail, music, books, TV and more!
I Made a Crossword Puzzle
Hop in, we're goin' cruciverballin'!
The Best Drink You'll Find in Kentucky
A slightly-misleading subject line, PLUS: comfort-food reading, loud/dumb music, post-Mardi-Gras cocktails, and BEEF WEEKEND VII???
Every Winter Olympic Sport Should Also Have a Basketball
A modest, unserious proposal.