Your Gameday Food Zodiac

What do your football-food choices say about you as a person?

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

No honey I was just making a snow angel I was not passed out in the driveway

Words Aren't Enough

They never have been.

How to Prepare for a Winter Storm

Please do not actually take my advice. ALSO: noodles, spicy drinks, spy novels, classicky rock, pets.

Good news, everyone: it's Family Game Night!

[ominously] Choose and perish.

Things to Call the Person Standing in Front of You Whose Name You Have Forgotten

The vibes remain bad but the Friday Newsletter persists

The Perks of Being a Dad-Blogger

oops I accidentally cherished my memories

Here are Some Smells That Would Probably Not Work as Scented Candles But I Like Anyway

It is Friday and we must talk about silly things

Things to Have Named After You: An Incomplete Ranking

I do not wish for to be known for a folly or a boner

The Years Start Comin' and They Don't Stop Comin'

It's a brand new year, but the same great ACBN taste.

Laptop-Slamming Superlatives

A look back at the year that was in The Action Cookbook Newsletter, or "The ACBiennale"

The ACBN Holiday Classics

It's like a Rankin/Bass compilation but with fewer creepy children