You simply cannot make international sports suck
Many have tried! PLUS: the reddest cocktail on record, emo?, geography lessons and HOT DOGS. It's Friday!
The Most Unsettling Sounds to Hear at 2:17am
It starts with murderers, and gets worse from there. PLUS: Pasta, a smoky cocktail, music, books, TV and more!
I Made a Crossword Puzzle
Hop in, we're goin' cruciverballin'!
The Best Drink You'll Find in Kentucky
A slightly-misleading subject line, PLUS: comfort-food reading, loud/dumb music, post-Mardi-Gras cocktails, and BEEF WEEKEND VII???
Every Winter Olympic Sport Should Also Have a Basketball
A modest, unserious proposal.
Searching for Childhood's Next Top Animal
I am asking the important questions. ALSO: pancakes, gin, love songs and ghosts. It's Friday!
Welcome to the Group Chat
There's a new member, whether you like it or not!
Rejected Super Bowl Prop Bets
Baked pasta, an Olympic medal stand of cocktails, books, music, pets and more. It's Friday at the ACBN!
Your Gameday Food Zodiac
What do your football-food choices say about you as a person?
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
No honey I was just making a snow angel I was not passed out in the driveway
Words Aren't Enough
They never have been.
How to Prepare for a Winter Storm
Please do not actually take my advice. ALSO: noodles, spicy drinks, spy novels, classicky rock, pets.
Good news, everyone: it's Family Game Night!
[ominously] Choose and perish.