Some Brief Words in Praise of Winging It
A north-of-the-border Spring Break travelogue from the ACBN
You Think You're Better Than Me?
An open letter from a Bradford Pear tree
What's in an (online) name?
Spring is here, but more importantly: it's Friday. Let the ACBN guide you in.
You simply cannot make international sports suck
Many have tried! PLUS: the reddest cocktail on record, emo?, geography lessons and HOT DOGS. It's Friday!
The Most Manic Things I Did When COVID Hit
The Computer is Not Your Friend
A brief rant, and then a spring-forward breakfast with music, book and drink accompaniments. It's Friday!
When in doubt, bake a cake
In which my stalling tactics turn into baked goods
The Most Unsettling Sounds to Hear at 2:17am
It starts with murderers, and gets worse from there. PLUS: Pasta, a smoky cocktail, music, books, TV and more!
I Made a Crossword Puzzle
Hop in, we're goin' cruciverballin'!
The Best Drink You'll Find in Kentucky
A slightly-misleading subject line, PLUS: comfort-food reading, loud/dumb music, post-Mardi-Gras cocktails, and BEEF WEEKEND VII???
Every Winter Olympic Sport Should Also Have a Basketball
A modest, unserious proposal.
Searching for Childhood's Next Top Animal
I am asking the important questions. ALSO: pancakes, gin, love songs and ghosts. It's Friday!
Welcome to the Group Chat
There's a new member, whether you like it or not!