Good news, everyone: it's Family Game Night!
[ominously] Choose and perish.
Scott Hines
I'm just like any other man, only more so.
Things to Call the Person Standing in Front of You Whose Name You Have Forgotten
The vibes remain bad but the Friday Newsletter persists
The Perks of Being a Dad-Blogger
oops I accidentally cherished my memories
Here are Some Smells That Would Probably Not Work as Scented Candles But I Like Anyway
It is Friday and we must talk about silly things
Things to Have Named After You: An Incomplete Ranking
I do not wish for to be known for a folly or a boner
The Years Start Comin' and They Don't Stop Comin'
It's a brand new year, but the same great ACBN taste.
Laptop-Slamming Superlatives
A look back at the year that was in The Action Cookbook Newsletter, or "The ACBiennale"
The ACBN Holiday Classics
It's like a Rankin/Bass compilation but with fewer creepy children
You can be a *little* deranged at the holidays. As a treat.
The Friday Newsletter celebrates December delusion with some potent punch, a delectable dip, and CHARCUTREE.
Action Cookbook's Throughly Unbranded Holiday Gift Guide
The only gift guide you can be absolutely sure no one paid me to do. (Except you, I guess.)
A Short List of Songs That Could Be Repurposed Into Holiday Cash Grabs in a Hypothetical Remake of 'Love Actually'
That, plus a tasty condiment, a cocktail CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, new music, and more! It's Friday at the ACBN.
Do You Still Believe?
Reports of Santa Claus's demise have been greatly exaggerated