The Best Drink You'll Find in Kentucky
A slightly-misleading subject line, PLUS: comfort-food reading, loud/dumb music, post-Mardi-Gras cocktails, and BEEF WEEKEND VII???
Scott Hines
I'm just like any other man, only more so.
Every Winter Olympic Sport Should Also Have a Basketball
A modest, unserious proposal.
Searching for Childhood's Next Top Animal
I am asking the important questions. ALSO: pancakes, gin, love songs and ghosts. It's Friday!
Welcome to the Group Chat
There's a new member, whether you like it or not!
Rejected Super Bowl Prop Bets
Baked pasta, an Olympic medal stand of cocktails, books, music, pets and more. It's Friday at the ACBN!
Your Gameday Food Zodiac
What do your football-food choices say about you as a person?
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
No honey I was just making a snow angel I was not passed out in the driveway
Words Aren't Enough
They never have been.
How to Prepare for a Winter Storm
Please do not actually take my advice. ALSO: noodles, spicy drinks, spy novels, classicky rock, pets.
Good news, everyone: it's Family Game Night!
[ominously] Choose and perish.
Things to Call the Person Standing in Front of You Whose Name You Have Forgotten
The vibes remain bad but the Friday Newsletter persists
The Perks of Being a Dad-Blogger
oops I accidentally cherished my memories