The not-so-terrible twos
It's another milestone here at the ACBN, but mostly? It's Friday. Come on in.
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Taking a Child to a Football Game: An Incomplete Diary
The following is a work of fiction. (Mostly.) Alright, kiddo, it's game day! I'm really excited to bring you here today, you get to see your dad's favorite team play! No, that's my other favorite team. You're thinking of professional
You Give Slop a Bad Name
The internet, to put it mildly, is a bleak place these days. It'd be hard to believe it if you didn't experience it first-hand, but this wasn't always the case. The internet was once a vibrant, useful and occasionally even aesthetically-pleasing place! Sure, there
Things I Thought While Cleaning the Fridge
School's back! Time for Show and Tell.
School's back! Okay, fine–school's actually been back for a while here; my kids started classes almost a month ago. I've been seeing first-day-of-school posts from parent friends from late July straight up to this week, so there's apparently quite a bit