Introducing the Action Football League
I'm not letting the USFL have all the fun.
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Words Aren't Enough
They never have been.
How to Prepare for a Winter Storm
Please do not actually take my advice. ALSO: noodles, spicy drinks, spy novels, classicky rock, pets.
Good news, everyone: it's Family Game Night!
[ominously] Choose and perish.
Things to Call the Person Standing in Front of You Whose Name You Have Forgotten
The vibes remain bad but the Friday Newsletter persists