Scott Hines

I Have Nothing to Tell You About the Future

And thus I would make a great graduation speaker. PLUS: food, drink, books, music, pets and more! It's Friday at the ACBN.

It's Not the What, It's the How

It's Friday at the ACBN, and I'm working with what I've got.

Thank You For ACBN a Friend

A brief gratitude post as I cross another blogging milestone

ACBN Friday 5/1/26: Riders Up

Who's gonna ride your wild horses? The ACBN Friday Newsletter, that's who.

The Long Road Back

A post about running, then stopping, then starting again

The Perfect Date

Tomorrow is April 25th, and the ACBN has food, drink, music, books, pets and more to make the most of it.

An Ode to the Books I Probably Won't Read

but I *meant* to!

Here Are Some Animals I Think It Would Be Cool To Be, Situationally Speaking

Food, drink, music, books, pets and more? It's Friday at the ACBN!

Great Moments in Baseball History

A backyard vignette

Some Brief Words in Praise of Winging It

A north-of-the-border Spring Break travelogue from the ACBN

It Turns Out Space Is Still Cool When You're Not Weird About It

I watched a rocket launch into space while sitting in a Skyline Chili. That sounds so personally on-brand as to be a joke, but it's not. This Wednesday, my son and I got haircuts, and our tradition is to adjourn to the Ohio Valley's finest regional

Here Are the Only Pranks That Are Acceptable In These Post-Satire Times

You can't just go filling cars with stuff anymore. We live in a society.