Here are Some Smells That Would Probably Not Work as Scented Candles But I Like Anyway
It is Friday and we must talk about silly things
Scott Hines
I'm just like any other man, only more so.
Things to Have Named After You: An Incomplete Ranking
I do not wish for to be known for a folly or a boner
The Years Start Comin' and They Don't Stop Comin'
It's a brand new year, but the same great ACBN taste.
Laptop-Slamming Superlatives
A look back at the year that was in The Action Cookbook Newsletter, or "The ACBiennale"
The ACBN Holiday Classics
It's like a Rankin/Bass compilation but with fewer creepy children
You can be a *little* deranged at the holidays. As a treat.
The Friday Newsletter celebrates December delusion with some potent punch, a delectable dip, and CHARCUTREE.
Action Cookbook's Throughly Unbranded Holiday Gift Guide
The only gift guide you can be absolutely sure no one paid me to do. (Except you, I guess.)
A Short List of Songs That Could Be Repurposed Into Holiday Cash Grabs in a Hypothetical Remake of 'Love Actually'
That, plus a tasty condiment, a cocktail CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, new music, and more! It's Friday at the ACBN.
Do You Still Believe?
Reports of Santa Claus's demise have been greatly exaggerated
Ten Things I'm Thankful For
It's Friday somewhere, and I'm thankful for that. Thoughts on gratitude, plus holiday cocktail projects, dogs and more!
The Year's Already Over
We're into Garbage Time on 2025, and I've got all the junk you need: a powerful appetizer, a banana-bread Boulevardier, books, music and more!
Plan your Thanksgiving... with the power of AI!
I feel like you already know this is going to be jokes but I'm putting it in the subhead just to be clear