Every Winter Olympic Sport Should Also Have a Basketball
A modest, unserious proposal.
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It Turns Out Space Is Still Cool When You're Not Weird About It
I watched a rocket launch into space while sitting in a Skyline Chili. That sounds so personally on-brand as to be a joke, but it's not. This Wednesday, my son and I got haircuts, and our tradition is to adjourn to the Ohio Valley's finest regional
Here Are the Only Pranks That Are Acceptable In These Post-Satire Times
You can't just go filling cars with stuff anymore. We live in a society.
"And we're underway..."
Baseball season is here, and I'm celebrating with BBQ, porch drinks, a good book and more. It's Friday!
You Think You're Better Than Me?
An open letter from a Bradford Pear tree