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Tape-measure homers, back-to-school blues and more: it's Friday at the ACBN.
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Introducing Big Tech's Most Exciting New Product Yet
The products will continue until morale improves. ALSO: Big Dumb Sandwichery, cocktails, music, books, pets and more!
Ten Things I Hate About College Football
The season has just started, and I'm already furious.
The Year of Microwave Cookery
A tortured and probably not-that-novel analogy that nevertheless is 100% human-generated and therefore perfect
An Interview With a Man Who Has Too Many Beverages on His Desk
PLUS: More seasonal food, a super-simple cocktail, great music, pets and more! It's Friday at the ACBN.