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I have no idea what you're talking about.
Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let My Kids Watch A Stupid Show
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How To Tell If Your Dog Is Smart
A rigorous canine intelligence examination.
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Nothing Is Happening This Weekend
And if it were, this would not be a tie-in to it.
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Please make me a guest on your cooking show.
My most vivid post-pandemic dream.
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How I Became A Prepper
(No, not that kind.)
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Sometimes All You Need Is A Snow Day
A reader-fueled edition of the Friday Newsletter awaits
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The Dough Is Never Quite The Same
A rumination on pizza.
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Dinnertime Noir
A short story of a man who's got nothing left to lose but control of mealtime.
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Ding, dong.
The Friday Newsletter does a little song and dance and then moves on.
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We've got the dreamers' disease
A timely defense of the One-Hit Wonder.
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The thing I swore I'd never do as a parent
(And then I did it.)
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We're staying in the box, for now.
The Friday newsletter considers the aspirational near future, and waits.